Tuesday, August 20, 2013

JOKES: AWKWARD TRUTH ABOUT NIGERIAN HUSBANDS!

There was a group of men gathered at a
church programme on how to live in a
loving relationship with
your wife. The men were asked, 'How many
of you love your wife?' All the men raised
their hands. Then they were asked, 'When
was the last time you told your wife you
loved her?' Some men answered today,
some yesterday, majority didn't remember.
The men were then told to take their cell
phones and send the following text to their
respective wife: I love you, sweetheart. Then
the men were told to exchange phones so
one can read the other's wife's reply to the
love message..
Here are some of the replies:
1. Have you impregnated
someone again
2. That was then,not now
3. You wan borrow money
abi
4. What did you do now? I
won't forgive you this time!!!
5. Meaning??
6. Na so, you think I will just 4get what happened.
7. Am I dreaming? ???????
8. If you don't tell me who
this message is actually for,
you will die today…!!!
9. I asked you to stop
drinking
10. Who is this?
11. You well? Mischewwww
12. Na Curse?
13. What is your next plan?
14. Since when?
15. May God have mercy on you
16. Na today!!!!!
17. Sorry you can't fool me!
18. You and Who?
19. Are you with pastor?

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