Saturday, August 24, 2013

JOKES! NIGERIAN JOKES

Who is the funniest among these people?
1. HAUSA man who removed his shoes to enter a
taxi.....
2.IGBO man who went to the bank with a spanner
to
open a bank account.
3.YORUBA man who went to bed with a ruler just
to
know how long he sleeps....
4. A TIV man who watched the news and waved at
the
news reader.
5. AN EFIK nurse who woke up a sleeping patient
simply because she forgot to give him sleeping
pills....
6. AN IGALA man who lowered his TV volume
because
he wanted to read a text message..
7. AN EDO man who sprayed himself with mortein
to
keep mosquitoes away......
8.AN IKWERE man who polished his shoes to take a
passport photo.
9. AN ISOKO man who climbed a mango tree to
check if
the mango was ripe enough then came down and
started stoning it.....
10.A FULANI man who chose to drink Fanta because
he
thought sprite was unripe ........
11.A GWARI man who saw something that looked
like
shit, touched n tasted n said "Hmmm" na shit ooo!!!
Thank God I no match am....
12.AN IDOMA man who put his radio inside the
refrigerator because he wanted to listen to Cool FM

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