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JOKES NIGERIAN JOKES!

You are 35yrs old,No degree,No job, No house,No car,No money,No future ambition, Nothing 2 call your own & you say you want a girl to love you 4who you are. Please who are you?

JOKES! NIGERIAN JOKES

Who is the funniest among these people?
1. HAUSA man who removed his shoes to enter a
taxi.....
2.IGBO man who went to the bank with a spanner
to
open a bank account.
3.YORUBA man who went to bed with a ruler just
to
know how long he sleeps....
4. A TIV man who watched the news and waved at
the
news reader.
5. AN EFIK nurse who woke up a sleeping patient
simply because she forgot to give him sleeping
pills....
6. AN IGALA man who lowered his TV volume
because
he wanted to read a text message..
7. AN EDO man who sprayed himself with mortein
to
keep mosquitoes away......
8.AN IKWERE man who polished his shoes to take a
passport photo.
9. AN ISOKO man who climbed a mango tree to
check if
the mango was ripe enough then came down and
started stoning it.....
10.A FULANI man who chose to drink Fanta because
he
thought sprite was unripe ........
11.A GWARI man who saw something that looked
like
shit, touched n tasted n said "Hmmm" na shit ooo!!!
Thank God I no match am....
12.AN IDOMA man who put his radio inside the
refrigerator because he wanted to listen to Cool FM

JOKES: AWKWARD TRUTH ABOUT NIGERIAN HUSBANDS!

There was a group of men gathered at a
church programme on how to live in a
loving relationship with
your wife. The men were asked, 'How many
of you love your wife?' All the men raised
their hands. Then they were asked, 'When
was the last time you told your wife you
loved her?' Some men answered today,
some yesterday, majority didn't remember.
The men were then told to take their cell
phones and send the following text to their
respective wife: I love you, sweetheart. Then
the men were told to exchange phones so
one can read the other's wife's reply to the
love message..
Here are some of the replies:
1. Have you impregnated
someone again
2. That was then,not now
3. You wan borrow money
abi
4. What did you do now? I
won't forgive you this time!!!
5. Meaning??
6. Na so, you think I will just 4get what happened.
7. Am I dreaming? ???????
8. If you don't tell me who
this message is actually for,
you will die today…!!!
9. I asked you to stop
drinking
10. Who is this?
11. You well? Mischewwww
12. Na Curse?
13. What is your next plan?
14. Since when?
15. May God have mercy on you
16. Na today!!!!!
17. Sorry you can't fool me!
18. You and Who?
19. Are you with pastor?

JOKES IN NIGERIA ABOUT NIGERIAN HUSBANDS.

Awkward Truth About
Naija husbands (LWKMD)
There was a group of men gathered at a
church programme on how to live in a
loving relationship with
your wife. The men were asked, 'How many of you love your wife?' All the men raised
their hands. Then they were asked, 'When
was the last time you told your wife you
loved her?' Some men answered today,
some yesterday, majority didn't remember.
The men were then told to take their cell
phones and send the following text to their
respective wife: I love you, sweetheart. Then
the men were told to exchange phones so
one can read the other's wife's reply to the
love message..
Here are some of the replies:
1. Have you impregnated
someone again
2. That was then,not now
3. You wan borrow money
abi
4. What did you do now? I
won't forgive you this time!!!
5. Meaning??
6. Na so, you think I will just 4get what happened.
7. Am I dreaming? ???????
8. If you don't tell me who
this message is actually for,
you will die today…!!!
9. I asked you to stop
drinking
10. Who is this?
Hmm...X_X Lol!=)) =D =))