JOKES: BBM CHAT BETWEEN LOVERS!

Boy: Baby, where are u?Girl: My dad asked his driver to drop me off @ school,what about u?Boy: I'm sitting behind you in the bus don't pay, I have paid for u.

JOKES: WHY MEN CHANGE AFTER MARRIAGE?

WIFE: Honey before we got married, you used to give me gifts and expensive jewelry.
HUSBAND: Yes, and?
WIFE: How come you don't do it anymore?
HUSBAND: Have you ever seen a fisherman giving worms to the fish after catching it?

PLS PLS PLS SAVE A WIFE WITH 3KIDS AND THE HUSBAND WITH YOUR SUGGESTIONS!

PLS HELP PLS HELP
There is a problem in a happy family of a husband wife and 3kids The husband earns #150,000 every month, and the wife earns #1million every month and they both work in d same company, and the kids are lacking parental care and love.who among them should resign to take care of the kids?Drop A Comment Honest Enough To Save This Family.The Husband And Wife Will Be Invited To See This Comments.Pls Pls Pls and Pls Helps Save This Family From Braking Up!Honest Opinions OnlyThanks

JOKES: UROBO WAYO

Two kingdoms, Urobo and Benin kingdom, decided to hold a drinking competition to test who is superior.

A week to the competition, Urobo Kingdom used their wayo and sent their champion drinker Oshare as a messenger to Benin to confirm if the competition will still hold.

When Oshare got there, people of Benin brought 20 litres of their strongest Akpeteshie ( local gin drink) to welcome Oshare their guest. 'Oshare asked: Can i test of it? The people said; Go ahead. Oshare drank and finished all the 20 litres because he had not eaten and shouted Urobo Wado! this is only good for kids in our Kingdom on babies birthday parties, where is the main drink for adults?

The people of Benin shouted; come ooo, are u among the competitors? Oshare replied: Me Keh!!! Impossible No­oo!! Heheheh! I didint even qualify self' hnnm I reach!!!

Naso Urobo Use Wayo Win The Contest!

FOR THE WISE LADIES!

Ladies, instead of being on the look out for what you want in a man, why not concentrate and build what a man wants in you and ultimately what God wants from you. Each time a woman emasculates a man, it kills something in both the man and the woman. Pls, build your character.